Can't Stride Right

Damnnation. We send a rep all the way over the pond and all we come up with is a picture of Can't Get Right and the Charger quarterbacks?! Are you serious? I will have to have a word with the accountants out on Gay Street about this floundering of funds. In this down turn of the economy we can't be throwing money around. Anyway this is what our corespondent relayed to us back here in the real world:
I mean, we try to represent a little better over there in the Europe, but sometimes this is all you have got. So our rep, CGR, sends this one back over the wire and I am fairly convinced it is fake. Like our boy just walked up to a booth outside of the stadium, had his picture taken, and then photoshopped the bitch in with a picture of the Charger QBs walking across Abbey Road. It is all so perfect and so deceptive...

F Can't Get Right. Why is he playing me like this?! But then I got the silver bullet. You know what I am talking about. That little bit of evidence that puts the nail in the coffin. That cement that closes the wound and you know that Can't Get Right just walked across Abbey Road with the Chargers!
Anyway this is what Zep calls a Communication Breakdown. Why is our rep taking an unsolicited jaywalking excursion? This will be delt with. Clearly the "No Walk" lamp is illuminated.

So my real salt in the crotch about this picture is that our CGR is out of stride. I mean, there are many difficult things in this world and keeping stride with the ancient Beatles is not one of them. Let's examine the gold standard: So apparently the pro athletes also cannot keep stride. Bitches. Man up Rivers and watch the route! We can't handle this tomfoolery in the states! No one is fighting for the title of Greatest "Athlete" Drinker at this rate... I need to see more from my boy overseas.

The next time I send bitches to another continent I need to make sure that they can follow through on the mission at hand. Speaking of which...we are looking for our next guinea pig. You must be able to travel and have contact with foreigners. And by that I mean you may be heading to Eclectic, AL or such exotic locations as Martinez, GA. You will see the world!

And just to prime the pump, we are moving hosts to our own dedicated server. Be ready in the next few days to behold to new www.80ozoffury.com. Sit down bitches.