Tis the Season

So today an invitation to a Halloween party reminded me that every girl's favorite holiday is two weeks away. You might think Valentine's Day or Christmas or The First Day of College Football would be a girl's favorite holiday, but you would then be WRONG. Since I annually find myself incapable of devising a costume worthy of my normal wittiness, I am going to open the floor for suggestions (even from Chad). Leave them as a comment or mail me at furydrinker@gmail.com.