weekly meat and two veg

in my inaugural blog entry for 80 ounces of fury, allow me first and foremost to complain that i have not yet received a check for my writing services. i'm expecting some sort of signing bonus or some such pre-emptive compensation, however as of the date of this correspondence, no such compensation has been recieved. i will digress to move to the next intended focus of this post, to honor the Legends of the Game. now as many of you may know, i hate capitalization. i think it as a concept is comparable to an evolutionary holdover, similar to an appendix on the large intestine, or the dangly, do nothing dew claw on suzanne's front paws. capitalization does nothing. knowing this, and recognizing that i have in fact chosen to tolerate the use of capitalization when in reference to those heroes who have rightfully earned their position in the Legends of the Game in spite of my aforementioned opinion; readers should easily be able to recognize the magnitude of my reverence for these individuals. the Legends of the Game, in order of importance to the human race, include:

1. casey atchison - with a fury time of 3'52", it's hard to imagine that this time will be eclipsed prior to the development of a beer gut on the prospective time beater. casey is often referred to as 'beerjesus'.

2. melanie reddick - fury time of 4'55". with only one witness to this event, the only real evidence we have that this time is accurate is the fact that chad reddick had to have his manhood physically removed with a crow bar in order to hand it over to his wife melanie. surely chad would not have allowed this indignity if mel had not achieved the amazing feat.

3. chad reddick - fury time of 11'. the original. there is a bronze statue of chad in front of fury stadium. it has pigeon goo on it's head.

until next week, salutations from fury stadium, home of suzanne's useless dew claws.